b-mo-like-me:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

LMFAOOO ACCURATE

b-mo-like-me:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

LMFAOOO ACCURATE

"Because we are laughed at, I don’t think people really understand how essential [comedians] are to their sanity. If it weren’t for the brief respite we give the world with our foolishness, the world would see mass suicide in numbers that compare favorably with the death rate of the lemmings. I’m sure most of you have heard the story of the man who, desperately ill, goes to an analyst and tells the doctor that he has lost his desire to live and that is seriously considering suicide. The doctor listens to his tale of melancholia and then tells the patient that what he needs is a good belly laugh. He then advises the unhappy man to go to the circus that night and spend the evening laughing at Grock, the world’s funniest clown. The doctor sums it up, “After you have seen Grock, I am sure you will be much happier.” The patient rises to his feet, looks sadly at the doctor, turns and ambles toward the door. As he starts to leave the doctor says, “By the way, what is your name?” The man turns and regards the analyst with sorrowful eyes. “I am Grock.”"
Groucho Marx, Groucho And Me (via austinkleon)
"Chaos is what we’ve lost touch with. This is why it is given a bad name. It is feared by the dominant archetype of our world, which is Ego, which clenches because its existence is defined in terms of control."
Terence McKenna (via alteringminds)

— Jiddu Krishnamurti

Jiddu Krishnamurti

liberatingreality:

Repression is chosen isolation.

liberatingreality:

Repression is chosen isolation.

"I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone."
Robin Williams  (via elige)

If my father would’ve been a pot smoker, I could call cops on him, and they would come runnin’ inhumanly fast to deal with him (not that I would, obviously there would be absolutely no reason for me to do that, I’m just saying I could). And he would be in big trouble, ‘cause, you know, cannabis is a bad and dangerous drug!
Instead, my father is just an alcoholic. He just likes to get real drunk, demolish, smash and whack everything in his sight, scream in demonic languages, and emotionally and mentally terrorize everybody around him. And cops don’t give a shit about that, ‘cause, you know, alcohol is a common, taxed, and real good drug! Keep on drinking!

You smoke weed? - Oh, we are gonna do everything we can to stop you from disturbing the public peace! Arrest! Charge! Court! Jail!
You drink alcohol, and lots of it? - Naah, man, just go home! Also, if you haven’t physically hurt anybody, do what you want… keep on terrorizing your loved ones, we ain’t gonna do shit about it!

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